Mario Gusteau, above, happily displays his newly-released line of jongs.
World-renowned fashion designer, and part-time pornographic director, Mario Gusteau once again asserted himself as the fearless leader of fads. Tuesday evening in London, the trend-setting Gusteau released his new line of clothing—jongs. These new denim delicacies are an evolution of jean shorts, or as more commonly known to fraternities and gay communities, jorts.
Not only do jongs serve an insatiable need for a growing jong-craving demographic, they serve a beneficial cause. States Gusteau, “For all those women out there frustrated with thongs without tiny pockets to hold their loose change, jongs would be a very nice option.”
Currently, former musician Sisqo is now working on a new song entitled, “Girl, lemme see yo jongs.” Gusteau also claims that jongs will be extensively used in his plumber-centered erotic films.
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